Xinwadzod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart octopus.

Xinwadzod created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinwadzod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xinwadzod, it will turn you into a duck.

Xinwadzod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Xinwadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about asteroids.