Yatrulbot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying camel.

Yatrulbot created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatrulbot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yatrulbot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yatrulbot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yatrulbot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Yatrulbot must be the most important thing in your life.