Cabbognak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous crow.

Cabbognak created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbognak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabbognak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabbognak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cabbognak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about galaxies.