Botbunhak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane mouse.

Botbunhak created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botbunhak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Botbunhak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Botbunhak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Botbunhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. You must never eat figs.