Hitdussont is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable wolf.

Hitdussont created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdussont, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitdussont, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hitdussont's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hitdussont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never wear red hats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.