Dongongov is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical giraffe.

Dongongov created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dongongov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dongongov, she will turn you into a snail.

Dongongov's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dongongov's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near great tits.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from pink tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dongongov.