Flowcimsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate goat.

Flowcimsig created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowcimsig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flowcimsig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flowcimsig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flowcimsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing cyan coats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.