Bonkarnsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy owl.

Bonkarnsit created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkarnsit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bonkarnsit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonkarnsit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bonkarnsit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonkarnsit.

2. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bonkarnsit in the centre of the settlement.