Vegrakhig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage otter.

Vegrakhig created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrakhig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegrakhig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vegrakhig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vegrakhig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.