Cenfudgessbed is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow naga.

Cenfudgessbed created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfudgessbed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenfudgessbed, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cenfudgessbed's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cenfudgessbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.