Jarnfungub Artnibfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate toad.

Jarnfungub Artnibfeb created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfungub Artnibfeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jarnfungub Artnibfeb, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jarnfungub Artnibfeb's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jarnfungub Artnibfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jarnfungub Artnibfeb.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Jarnfungub Artnibfeb's priests.