Bendannil is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate fox.

Bendannil created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bendannil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bendannil, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bendannil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bendannil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Bendannil on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.