Yarpnelmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous slug.

Yarpnelmon created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnelmon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarpnelmon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yarpnelmon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yarpnelmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Yarpnelmon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yarpnelmon on top of all buildings.