Flapgepgan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless dragon.

Flapgepgan created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapgepgan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapgepgan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flapgepgan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flapgepgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt snakes.