Camdamdidgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful human.

Camdamdidgil created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Camdamdidgil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camdamdidgil, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Camdamdidgil's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Camdamdidgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. You must never eat oranges.