Mistittettibod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome penguin.

Mistittettibod created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mistittettibod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mistittettibod, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mistittettibod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mistittettibod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mistittettibod.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not kill ducks.