Arnmifmid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane aardvark.

Arnmifmid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnmifmid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnmifmid, it will be very sad.

Arnmifmid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arnmifmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hop in holy places.