Apptar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful troll.

Apptar created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apptar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Apptar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Apptar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Apptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.