Yamgampon Cubxenquart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless wren.

Yamgampon Cubxenquart created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamgampon Cubxenquart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yamgampon Cubxenquart, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yamgampon Cubxenquart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yamgampon Cubxenquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

4. Worship no other gods but Yamgampon Cubxenquart.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.