Gomwotdan is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, temperamental
scorpion.
Gomwotdan created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gomwotdan, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gomwotdan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Gomwotdan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Gomwotdan's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.
2. Gomwotdan must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always take life seriously.