Nigzagdad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless sheep.

Nigzagdad created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigzagdad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nigzagdad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nigzagdad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nigzagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nigzagdad.

5. Never think about cell theory.