Tabnadhim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking octopus.

Tabnadhim created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabnadhim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabnadhim, she will be very unhappy.

Tabnadhim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tabnadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near snakes.

2. Always obey Tabnadhim's priests.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never laugh in holy places.