Zakdotmob is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, impressive
duck.
Zakdotmob created the universe six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zakdotmob, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Zakdotmob, he will send you a sign.
Zakdotmob's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Zakdotmob's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dwarf planets.
2. Do not speak about melons.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Always help sick tapirs.