Zakdotmob is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive duck.

Zakdotmob created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakdotmob, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakdotmob, he will send you a sign.

Zakdotmob's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zakdotmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help sick tapirs.