Zakdanrut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic lion.

Zakdanrut created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakdanrut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zakdanrut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zakdanrut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zakdanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never go into orange rooms.