Kiklargdid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able turtle.

Kiklargdid created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Kiklargdid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kiklargdid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Kiklargdid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Kiklargdid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kiklargdid.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.