Kiklargdid is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able
turtle.
Kiklargdid created the Milkyway two years ago.
If you believe in
Kiklargdid, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kiklargdid, he will turn you into a puffin.
Kiklargdid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Kiklargdid's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Kiklargdid.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.