Narl is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered mouse.

Narl created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narl, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Narl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narl.

4. Do not keep five goats in a large pit.

5. Always help sick tortoises.