Cebgessvon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless hyena.

Cebgessvon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebgessvon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cebgessvon, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cebgessvon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cebgessvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never feed oranges to tapirs while wearing magenta dresses.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.