Kinzagab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring hamster.

Kinzagab created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Kinzagab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinzagab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kinzagab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kinzagab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinzagab.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.