Yimfodhad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless wolf.

Yimfodhad created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimfodhad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yimfodhad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimfodhad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yimfodhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.