Fubguparf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited tapir.

Fubguparf created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubguparf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubguparf, it will be very sad.

Fubguparf's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fubguparf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed lentils to gulls while wearing brown kilts.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.