Negnulxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong chicken.

Negnulxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Negnulxuc, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Negnulxuc, he will try to impress you with trees.

Negnulxuc's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Negnulxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.