Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish goat.

Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. You must pray to Flyponflypandussflabvilrutt five times a day.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing red dresses and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never play with disobedient children.