Wodgabkin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring bat.

Wodgabkin created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodgabkin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wodgabkin, she will turn you into a rat.

Wodgabkin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wodgabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Always obey Wodgabkin's priests.