Fotsigrull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm lion.

Fotsigrull created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotsigrull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fotsigrull, she will come to you in dreams.

Fotsigrull's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fotsigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fotsigrull on top of all buildings.