Vinnuljan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident jaguar.

Vinnuljan created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnuljan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vinnuljan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinnuljan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vinnuljan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.