Sitsugflig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful wyvern.

Sitsugflig created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitsugflig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitsugflig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sitsugflig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sitsugflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near doves while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sitsugflig.

5. Never mention aardvarks.