Dogbensugpad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind jackal.

Dogbensugpad created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbensugpad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogbensugpad, it will manifest in front of you.

Dogbensugpad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dogbensugpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.