Mobstragkan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident alligator.

Mobstragkan created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Mobstragkan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobstragkan, it will not invite you to parties.

Mobstragkan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mobstragkan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mobstragkan.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobstragkan.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Mobstragkan loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. You must pray to Mobstragkan five times a day.