Buscem is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful
raven.
Buscem created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.
If you believe in
Buscem, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Buscem, it will turn you into a frog.
Buscem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Buscem's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Buscem.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Do not hurt aardvarks.
5. Run away from mauve porpoises, for they are unholy.