Buscem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful raven.

Buscem created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Buscem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Buscem, it will turn you into a frog.

Buscem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Buscem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Buscem.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Run away from mauve porpoises, for they are unholy.