Xennurlbut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tranquil mole.

Xennurlbut created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xennurlbut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xennurlbut, it will laugh at you.

Xennurlbut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Xennurlbut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xennurlbut.

5. Do not speak about carrots.