Meggarbunlat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak gerbil.

Meggarbunlat created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Meggarbunlat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Meggarbunlat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Meggarbunlat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Meggarbunlat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if six doves approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to bats while wearing purple skirts.