Cutgeprak Bamsabwig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive crocodile.

Cutgeprak Bamsabwig created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Cutgeprak Bamsabwig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cutgeprak Bamsabwig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cutgeprak Bamsabwig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cutgeprak Bamsabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never talk about cats.