Omtfobster is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful hare.

Omtfobster created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtfobster, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtfobster, she will think nothing of it.

Omtfobster's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Omtfobster's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing fawn hats.