Ontdangid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, confident shark.

Ontdangid created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontdangid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ontdangid, she will cry a lot.

Ontdangid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ontdangid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always take life seriously.