Ontdangid is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, confident
shark.
Ontdangid created Africa two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontdangid, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ontdangid, she will cry a lot.
Ontdangid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Ontdangid's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never think ill of sick ducks.
3. Never wear ear rings.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Always take life seriously.