Vabhamappvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, proud clam.

Vabhamappvil created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabhamappvil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vabhamappvil, it will turn you into a rat.

Vabhamappvil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vabhamappvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Vabhamappvil loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not stand on grass.