Kondogcat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate chinchilla.

Kondogcat created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kondogcat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kondogcat, she will torture you forever.

Kondogcat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kondogcat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if eight gulls approach from the west.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never write about stars.