Logbinnull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome octopus.

Logbinnull created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Logbinnull, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Logbinnull, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Logbinnull's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Logbinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away if eight horses approach from the south.

3. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing red trousers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logbinnull.

5. Do not stand on grass.