Flisbessvondudpopsand is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witless troll.

Flisbessvondudpopsand created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbessvondudpopsand, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisbessvondudpopsand, he will torture you forever.

Flisbessvondudpopsand's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flisbessvondudpopsand's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never write about comets.