Febjipgud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage wren.

Febjipgud created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febjipgud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Febjipgud, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Febjipgud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Febjipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.