Listhivhin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witless parrot.

Listhivhin created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhivhin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listhivhin, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Listhivhin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Listhivhin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listhivhin.

5. Do not keep three squirrels in a large pit.